omadmin You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more
The hand candle is a candle in the shape of a human hand that has red wax on the inside and flesh colored wax on the outside, so that as the candle burns it will drip red wax down the outside of the hand making it look like the hand is bleeding. The hand candle is … Read more
The astronaut iPhone stand is an iPhone dock that will charge your iPhone that looks just a like a real astronaut, and your iPhone is the astronauts oxygen tank, or life support backpack, or whatever you call that thing. The astronaut is also depicted being a little distracted from his duties by checking his phone … Read more
As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc… Now you can finally give those arms a rest and just let your mouth hold your phone for you. The GumPhone is a device that you … Read more
Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more
The smartphone controlled light bulb is a lightbulb that you can turn on and off using your iPhone or Android smartphone. No longer will you actually have to move your body to control the lighting in your home, and hopefully someday you will never have to move your body again, you can just wheel your … Read more
The fish soccer field is one of many items that comes in the fish agility training set that will help your fish train for the big leagues. The fish agility training set comes with a soccer field and ball, hoops to swim through, a salalom course, a tunnel, a chimney, field goal posts, a football, … Read more
The flying fuck helicopter is a remote controlled helicopter that you can fly around whenever you are feeling like you just don’t give a fuck. Are you at a sales conference? Fly the flying fuck helicopter into the middle of a presentation going on. Are you at a music festival? Offend all the peace loving … Read more
The Thumb Thing book page holder is a small plastic device that you put on your thumb while you are reading so that you can easily hold the book open with your thumb without having to jam your thumb into the crevice of the book like it’s a phillipian ladyboy. No longer will your thumb get … Read more
The Full Moon Odyssey floor pillow is a giant mattress type thing that looks just like the moon and gives you the feel of sleeping on the moon, that you can take naps on, lounge on, or fornicate upon. The full moon oddysey is a concoction of 26 different photos taken of the moon from … Read more