The ‘Joker Birthday Card’ as so it’s called is a prank birthday card that plays a happy birthday song over and over without letting the opener shut it off. The only way the music will stop is if the battery dies, or you somehow destroy it, maybe by stomping on it with your foot, smashing … Read more
There was always something quite satisfying about dropping a stink bomb in the middle of a large crowd. To just sit back and watch the crowd disperse in disgust as their nostrils become slowly filled with a wretched stench so foul the hairs in their nose start to burn off. This prank candle allows you … Read more
Made for the American BDSM connoisseur, the aptly named ‘silencing slider’ is a ball gag made to look like a mini cheeseburger. Made by the Etsy store called BurgerGag, the shop specializes in sex toys representing food. So if you’re not into the domination thing, maybe you’d enjoy the bratwurst dildo which is of course … Read more
If there was ever a poster boy for the phrase “Because Why Not”, the ant watch would be it. Simply put, the ant watch is a wrist watch that contains ants along with some sand and a glass window to watch over their world as if you’re their god. No it doesn’t actually keep track … Read more
Your glasses require special care, about as much special care as you give a fresh hot dog you were given at a baseball game on the way back to your seats. This glasses case is made to look exactly like a hot dog in a bun. Why? Well, ‘why not?’ is the real question. Why … Read more
Your marijuana is important to you, rightly so. To make sure no one touches your stash, you most likely sleep with it under your pillow, under your mattress, or inside your body. But now that you’re out of weed you can’t sleep anymore without the soft touch of your weed by your side. Not anymore, … Read more
No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more
This mind blowing sculpture is a 3D recreation of the movie poster from the movie ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ circa 1998, starring Johnny Depp, back when he used to make good movies instead of the easy money junk films he’s been doing recently. Handmade from silicone, this Fear and Loathing sculpture allows you … Read more
Freak Masks are personalized ski masks that lets you wear someone else’s face, or if you really prefer the look of your own, you can wear a mask of your your own face. Simply upload a picture of someone’s face to the web app, and let Firebox do the rest, soon-there-after you will receive a ski … Read more
The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is really quite what it sounds like, a figurine of Hillary Clinton that allows you to squeeze her legs to crack a nut in between them, and is most certainly not a pun for anything and any thought of one is surely pure coincidence. Filled with jagged metal spikes on the … Read more