The foot in the door stopper is a creepy way to keep your door open. The realistic foot will get a laugh from your guests, and maybe some messy trousers from Grandma. The door stopper is made from TPR and measures 4.5″ x 3.5″ 1″.
Liven up your yard or garden with a gnome that is defecating on your shrubberies. Made of durable plastic, the squatting gnome measures 5 inches tall and is sure to offend your elderly neighbors while they work on their immaculate lawn that no one cares about, while your across the street with 12 inch high weeds … Read more
Gallium is a chemical element (Ga) that is a solt silver metallic metal and has a melting point that is just above room temperature. If held long enough, the Gallium metal will melt right in your hand as it’s melting point is 85.57 degrees fahrenheit. Now you can go around and literally explode people’s minds as … Read more
Whether you are hiding your face from from the paparazzi because you are so popular, or shielding your hideous face from society because it is so grotesque, the Censor Block Sunglasses are for you. Theses glasses are great for looking important while you stand on the outside perimeter of the VIP area at your local dance club, petting … Read more
Pretend your wrists are slit with the slit wrist bracelet, since apparently that’s “cool” now-a-days. Fashioned from solid brass and coated with thick glossy enamel, the slit wrist bracelet is sure to get you accepted into the emo clique at school. After this bracelet run’s it’s “cool” course, I suggest the next fad become shooting … Read more
There are two reasons anyone would ever need to use this camera lens. 1.) When you are secretly attempting to collect and report information on a subject. 2.) When you want to creepily take pictures of girls in their bikinis at the beach. I’m not here to judge, but odd’s are you using it for … Read more
The creepy boyfriend arm pillow is great for women who know they will never find love, for the women that own more than 2 cats, or for the creepy Asian man that can’t find his woman legs pillow (visual below).