Roo Balls are kangaroo testicles that are made into a bottle opener and allow the kangaroos they came from to rest easy knowing that their testicles went to a good cause as a novelty for you to grasp onto as you crack open a beer. Made from real kangaroo balls, the Roo Balls are harvested … Read more
Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler dolls, E.T. finger attachments that look like giant dildos, or a narwhal toy that stabs penguins with its tusk, but nothing is quite as blatant and just plain wrong as this … Read more
There’s nothing quite like the smell of burning flesh to wake up to in the morning. The human face candle is a small wax candle that resembles the mouth cheeks and chin that oftentimes appear on human faces. Select from a variety of scents you would like your face to have, including: english rose, honeysuckle, … Read more
Do you ever wish you could get out of the shower, immediately throw on your slippers, and trudge around the bathroom as if you had your pants around your ankles? Well now you can with the Mat Walk. The Mat Walk is a bathroom mat that has built in slippers so that you can slip … Read more
The Le Grand Hat is a hybrid that mixes the classiness of a top hat with the comfort and casualness of a baseball cap. Towering over your head as if you have some sort of alien skull or cone head, the top hat baseball cap makes you wonder if this is just a big joke as … Read more
Have you ever just wanted to eat your own face? Well now you can with the Flump Face, a giant flat marshmallow that you can print your face on, toast it over a nice cozy fire, and devour your face one morsel at a time. How it works is you simply upload your the photo … Read more
The Bottoms Up doorbell is a uniquely designed doorbell that is placed upside down on your celing and will play the classic ding-dong tune using two crystal wine glasses. Once pressed, the doorbell triggers a mechanism that will hit each wine glass once to make the tune, as the different sized wine glasses give it … Read more
A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record a short video of himself lathering his fat belly with ketchup and mustard while singing happy birthday to your friend for the small price of $18.79. Simply tell him the names … Read more
The alien mind control mask is a Halloween costume that makes it look like an alien has removed your head and replaced with a chair where he can sit and control your body. Similar to how Krang from the Ninja Turtles works… Just sit back and relax and let the alien control your body, plus … Read more
The Pugalope is an art piece (I think) that is a mix of a Pug and an Antelope that will surely captivate, confuse, frighten, excite, and then sadden your guests as they look at it in wonderment. The Pugalope is a one of a kind art piece that is sure to be worth a fortune, … Read more