Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more
The mustache flask is a booze flask that’s bottom is shaped like a mustache, so that when you take a drink from it, it will appear as if you have a mustache, and if you already have a mustache, it will appear as if you are oddly holding your mustache. This incredible device takes your … Read more
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are wearing with your favorite hard alcohol before work, and before you know it, it will either be the end of the day, or you’ll wake up in a jail cell with … Read more
The spinning top cognac glasses are a set of glasses where the bottom of the glass is shaped as a top and when you set it down it will spin around, releasing that sweet sweet aroma of your cognac. The spinning top glasses are probably the classiest way to drink your cognac, and if ever … Read more
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask holds 8oz of your favorite alcohol, so be sure to purchase 10-20 of these depending on how far along you are with your alcoholism. Great for beaches, pools, concerts, cruises, and … Read more
Take your booze wherever you go. A perfect gift for the alcoholic in the family, the belt buckle flask will hold 3oz. of your favorite booze and is certain to make you look like a tool.
This sixteenth-century Italian style globe opens up to contain a hidden, rotating compartment to hold your booze in, which will easily hide it from the family. The hidden bar globe measure in at 37” x 22”. If you do not have wax in your mustache, a cigar in one hand, and brandy in the other, … Read more