Baby Flask

No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more

Hanging Skyscraper Building Lights (Stalaclights)

These hanging skyscraper pendant lights named amazingly as ‘Stalaclights’, are 3D printed bulb shades that appear to grow directly out of your light bulb. The skyscraper actually connects right to the bulb, it just has to be an LED bulb so that it doesn’t produce heat that would melt or burn the building, as we … Read more

Fear and Loathing Realistic 3D Sculpture

This mind blowing sculpture is a 3D recreation of the movie poster from the movie ‘Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas’ circa 1998, starring Johnny Depp, back when he used to make good movies instead of the easy money junk films he’s been doing recently. Handmade from silicone, this Fear and Loathing sculpture allows you … Read more

Freak Masks: A Ski Mask That Lets You Wear Someones Face

Freak Masks are personalized ski masks that lets you wear someone else’s face, or if you really prefer the look of your own, you can wear a mask of your your own face. Simply upload a picture of someone’s face to the web app, and let Firebox do the rest, soon-there-after you will receive a ski … Read more

Hillary Clinton Nutcracker

The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker is really quite what it sounds like, a figurine of Hillary Clinton that allows you to squeeze her legs to crack a nut in between them, and is most certainly not a pun for anything and any thought of one is surely pure coincidence. Filled with jagged metal spikes on the … Read more

Bouquet Of Kittens

Brace yourselves, Valentine’s Days is coming. Did you remember to get a girlfriend this year? If so, why give her some stupid price-inflated flowers that will be in her garbage 5 minutes after you leave her house. Why not opt for the plush kitten bouquet, which is a bouquet of kittens wrapped in a beautiful … Read more

Vintage Inappropriate Batman Water Gun

Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler dolls, E.T. finger attachments that look like giant dildos, or a narwhal toy that stabs penguins with its tusk, but nothing is quite as blatant and just plain wrong as this … Read more