How you do really show your girl that you’ve missed her while you’re away? Send her a gun target miss you card showing how you’ve attempted to shoot at her but missed her. The gun target miss you card features a image of a human silhouette like you’d normally see at a gun range for … Read more
Valentine’s Day is coming. What have you gotten your girlfriend? Flowers? Bad choice! They will be in the garbage within 24 hours? A card? Even more useless, she will read it, laugh, and probably throw it in the garbage within 5 minutes of you leaving the room. Dinner reservations? That’s a start. Most years I … Read more
The heart shaped handle coffee mug has a handle that is shaped like a heart, with the handle forming half of the heart, with the body of the mug being indented to form the other half. A perfect Valentine’s Day gift for your loved one who loves coffee, the heart handle coffee mug is yet … Read more
Brace yourselves, Valentine’s Days is coming. Did you remember to get a girlfriend this year? If so, why give her some stupid price-inflated flowers that will be in her garbage 5 minutes after you leave her house. Why not opt for the plush kitten bouquet, which is a bouquet of kittens wrapped in a beautiful … Read more
Give your lady the gift of truth this Valentine’s Day, give her a teddy bear with the words “Shit Bitch You Is Fine” on a heart that is attached to it. Let her know exactly what was going on in that brain of yours the first time you saw her, let her know that she … Read more