The gold medal bottle opener is great for cracking open a few beers while watching the Olympics, first of all you don’t have to stand up, seeing how you have a cooler full of beer right next to you and you are wearing a bottle opener around your neck, but also you just feel like … Read more
The Hana Nose iPhone Case is a case for your iPhone that has a giant nose on the back of it, and is not only a great piece of art, but it can act as a way to grip your phone without having to hold on to it, just stick your fingers into the nostrils … Read more
Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams, stealing automobiles, banging transgender Thai hookers, dying each others hair, all while conspiring to steal important documents from the government. This one of a kind Nicolas Cage pillow case features the … Read more
Are you one of those unfortunate individuals that was born with Hairy Walrus Syndrome? Are you sick of being laughed at while at the beach? Not only because of your man boobs, but because of the ungodly amount of back hair you have, it looks like you’re wearing a sweater to the beach. Don’t want … Read more
The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will make everyone look at you like a couple of weirdos. If you are so adament about holding hands with your lover that you have to do so underneath your gloves, you … Read more
This is spinal tape is a roll of tape that has an image of a spine on it, and is really only funny if someone asks you “What is that?”, you can then respond with “This is Spinal Tape”, so basically the only reason you would use this tape is to tell people what it … Read more
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word ‘Face’ printed on one side and ‘Butt’ printed on the other, so that when you are showering or bathing you know what side is supoosed to clean what, and you don’t accidentally wash your face with the same … Read more
If you’ve ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse Head Mask that will make you look foolishly like a crow where you can creepily wander the streets, staring at people, with your beady, black, soulless eyes. Whether you are someone … Read more
The PPShots toilet target stickers are adhesive photo protectors that let you place a picture of someone inside your toilet and use it for target practice while peeing or pooping. Whether you have an enemy at school and need to take your rage out while on the can, you hate your boss and want to … Read more
The I love crack whores bumper magnet is a bumper stick you can slap onto someones car without them knowing and show the world how much they love crack whores. The I love crack whores bumper stick is just one of many hilarious car magnets to choose from, other prank bumper magnets include ‘I Love … Read more