Baby Flask

No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more

Face Coasters Attach To Your Nose, Gives You A Funny Face

The Gentleman’s Club Face Coasters are a set of paper coasters that you can attach to your nose and will give you an awesomely handsome face. The face coasters are double sided so you can choose between 40 different images that give the lower half of your face a new unique look, including an old man, … Read more

Freak Masks: A Ski Mask That Lets You Wear Someones Face

Freak Masks are personalized ski masks that lets you wear someone else’s face, or if you really prefer the look of your own, you can wear a mask of your your own face. Simply upload a picture of someone’s face to the web app, and let Firebox do the rest, soon-there-after you will receive a ski … Read more

Talkboy From Home Alone 2

The Talkboy is a voice recorder gadget that was used in the classic movie Home Alone 2 from 1992, starring then child actor now adult weirdo Macaulay Culkin. Touted as one of the greatest movie props ever used, soon after the movie was released the Talkboy was in the greasy hands of children all over … Read more

S and T Say Hi (SHIT) T-Shirt

What happens when the letters S and T say hi? Shit happens. The ‘S-HI-T’ t-shirt is a shirt that features the capital letters ‘S’ and ‘T’ with cartoonish hands and feet and they are waving and saying hi to each other. By doing so this places a speech bubble saying Hi in the middle of … Read more

Zombie Body Bird Feeder

The Zombie Bird Feeder is a hanging bird feeder that looks just like a zombie, and is great gift idea any person who loves seeing the brains of zombies being splattered apart in a rampant and savage outcome using swords, knives and any tool at someones expense, yet also enjoys the calm and peaceful hobby … Read more