8-Bit Pixelated Bloody Zombie T-Shirt

Some people just like to live in the past and don’t like changes. Even though technology has increased ten fold, graphics on video games have gone from looking like a potato viewed through Mr. Magoo’s glasses to looking like real life or what we think is real life, assuming life isn’t just one big simulation … Read more

Fat Hairy Guy In Ugly Christmas Sweater Graphic T-Shirt

Too lazy to go out to a thrift store to purchase that ugly Christmas sweater for the party you’re going to this year? Well this t-shirt will allow you to take the lazy way out by making you look like a fat hairy ugly man that is stuffed into a sweater vest, which will give … Read more

Leather Shoes With Concealed Booze Stash In The Heel

The Johnnie Walker Oliver Sweeney leather brogue is a pair of leather shoes that contain a small cavity in the heel of the shoe to hold a secret bottle of booze that perfectly fits a Johnnie Walker red label miniature bottle, but will most likely fit most travel sized liquor bottles. Perfect for the classy … Read more

Rear View Sunglasses Let You See Behind You

The Rear View Sunglasses are a pair of ordinary sunglasses that let you see behind you by having specially designed lenses where the edges of them are highly reflective. Simply look to the left or right pointing your eyes at the edge of your sunglasses lenses, adjust your head so that you can see your … Read more

Apocalypse Snow Globe

The apocalypse snow globe features a destroyed city skyline that has been devastated, and instead of fluffy snow flakes that float around the globe, this snow globe features chunks and scraps from the city instead. Perfect for the person in your life that has built a bomb shelter, created a zombie-proof compound, or is hiding … Read more

This Fat Guy Will Rub Condiments On His Chest For A Birthday Video

A perfect birthday gift for a friend that lives far away, or maybe you just don’t like them that much, this guy will record a short video of himself lathering his fat belly with ketchup and mustard while singing happy birthday to your friend for the small price of $18.79. Simply tell him the names … Read more