Melting Reindeer Candles Reveal Reindeer Skeleton

Much like how these teddy bear candles melt down to show the skeleton of a teddy bear, these reindeer candles melt down to reveal the skeleton of a reindeer. Not quite your average Christmas decoration, these melt-away reindeer candles take more of a darker twist than your standard jolly old Santa Clause dolls, and your … Read more

Mistletoe Drone: A Flying Christmas Drone Made Of Mistletoe

While you’re at Christmas parties this year you’d like to remain under that mistletoe all night so you don’t miss out on any smooches by passerbyers, but you’d also like to be mobile so that you don’t seem like such a creep by staying under the mistletoe all night by yourself. This Christmas themed drone … Read more

90’s Jazzy Solo Cup Design Short Shorts Boat Shorts

There’s two things that remind me most of the 90’s, and that is super short shorts on men that make me hope that something doesn’t fall out somewhere, and the jazzy solo cups we all drank out of at school. So why not combine the two together and make the ultimate 90’s piece of clothing? … Read more

Grow The F*ck Up: A Book That Teaches You How To Be An Adult

Growing up is hard work, you have to get a job, pay your bills, get student loans, buy a house, pay your mortgage, mow your lawn, fix your car, get married, make sweet love to your wife, and then you die. There’s a lot to figure out in the middle there, and this book tells … Read more

Prescription Pill Bottle Beer Bottle Opener

Sometimes you just have to prescribe yourself some beer. This beer bottle opener looks just like a prescription pill bottle, except the bottom of the bottle allows you to push down on top of a beer bottle to open a beer. Pill addictions are no laughing matter, except when mixed with beer. Dr. Al Koholic … Read more

This Motorized Curtain Hides Your License Plate With The Push of a Button

How many times have you been in a high-speed police chase and thought to yourself, “if only I had a switch I could push to hide my license plate, that way I could have actually gotten away without them knowing who I was”. This motorized license plate hider will mask your license plate using the … Read more

Realistic Old Man Mask

There’s many perks of being an old man, such as ranting and swearing in public, making racist comments without repercussions (although maybe that’s not actually a good thing), plus you could go steal things from convenience stores and claim you just have dementia. This old man mask is extremely realistic and will actually make you … Read more