This Van Gogh Mug Removes His Ear When Hot Liquid Is Added

This coffee mug has an image of the artist Vincent Van Gogh on it that changes whenever you put hot liquid inside of it. By default Van Gogh’s ear is on and attached as it normally would be, but once you pour in the hot water or coffee, his ear slowly starts to get covered … Read more

This Coffee Mug Shows You Proper Grammar in an Explicit Manner

Sick of everyone at your office using terrible grammar in their emails? Stick this coffee mug on your desk and show it prominently to passer-byers to show them just what you think of their God awful grammar. The swearing grammar correcting coffee mug shows your coworkers the difference between various words and contractions including the … Read more

This Prank Pregnancy Test Always Shows Positive

Pregnancy tests are probably the scariest test for a man to go through. STD tests are nothing compared to pregnancy tests. What’s a lifetime of genital sores compared to a lifetime of responsibility. This prank pregnancy test will always have a positive result. Perfect to just slip into the bathroom trash can in a noticeable … Read more

This Dinosaur Egg Candle Hatches As It Melts

This candle starts out as just a regular looking dinosaur egg, but once you light it and it starts to melt a bit, the wax reveals a little porcelain baby dinosaur within the egg. A perfect gift idea for dinosaur lovers, archaeologists, or just all around dinosaur nerds, the melting dinosaur egg candle makes for … Read more

Really Shit Coffee Is Coffee That Tastes Like Absolute Shit

If you’re looking for a creamy, rich, and delicious blend of coffee, you’ve come to wrong place. Really Shit Coffee is a bag of coffee that essentially tastes like absolute shit, and is pretty much the worst tasting coffee the creator of the bag could find. A perfect gift idea for the coffee snob we … Read more

NES Nintendo Controller Soap (2 Pack)

You’ve got that thick nerd grease that’s attached to your skin for what you thought a was just a permanent thing. That is until now. The only way to fight nerd grease is with nerdiness. These extremely realistic NES controllers are made from 100% soap, and allow you to game all day while grasping onto a … Read more

Messing With Telemarketers Book

Telemarketers are terrible awful people that call you at home and try to sell you things, with only one other type of person being worse than them, and that is the door-to-door salesman (but that’s maybe for another book). The Messing With Telemarketers book is a list of transcripts with a telemarketer that actually happened … Read more