This Bomb T-Shirt Makes It Look Like You’re Wearing Dynamite Around Your Body

If there was ever a t-shirt that you’d never want to wear to an airport, train station, or wedding, it would probably be this one. Made to look like you’re wearing dynamite around your body, this bomb shirt is definitely not recommended to wear pretty much anywhere, not even in your own yard, and definitely … Read more

This Useless Light Switch Turns Itself Off Immediately – Prank Light Switch

Some people are so green that they don’t even trust themselves to use their electricity properly. This light switch will immediately turn itself off once flipped on, and is pretty much completely useless other than using for a simple prank. Although using the useless light switch as a prank seems quite time consuming to install … Read more

This Giant Flamingo Pool Float Measures a Massive 11 Feet Tall

And here I thougth the giant rubber ducky we posted a while back was considered a big pool float. Little did I know there was a giant flamingo float that measures 11 feet tall and 12 feet long from end to end! Surely going to make you king of the pool, this massive pool float … Read more

Spring-Loaded Glitter Bomb You Can Send Through The Mail

Sure, you can mail someone elephant poop through the mail, a bag of dicks through the mail, or even an envelope of mayonnaise through the mail, but nothing quite beats the disastrous and long-lasting effect of glitter. If you used glitter within the last 10 years, chances are you still have some in your hair … Read more

Yacht Captain T-Shirt – Ascot T-Shirt

Have you always wanted to be the captain of an expensive and luxurious yacht but don’t have more than $43 to your name? Well, you’re in luck. This yacht captain t-shirt will make you look like a captain that’s wearing a fancy ascot tie, and everyone around you will think you’re someone of extreme importance … Read more

Bike Balls: A Light-Up Scrotum You Hang From Your Bicycle Seat

Bike safety is important. Cars need to see where you are, and what better way to signal to them that you’re on the road then a swinging pair of light-up balls hanging from your bike’s seat. Not only are the ‘Bike Balls’, as so they’re called, scrotally awesome, but the light-up testicles boost your visibility … Read more

Gun Target ‘Miss You’ Card

How you do really show your girl that you’ve missed her while you’re away? Send her a gun target miss you card showing how you’ve attempted to shoot at her but missed her. The gun target miss you card features a image of a human silhouette like you’d normally see at a gun range for … Read more