Chiseled from a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum the Military Grade Battle Mug is allowed only in the manliest of hands that possess 13 hairs per knuckle, no shorter than 4.3mm. The Battle Mug is manufactured in a facility that produces special equipment for NASA, the US Department of Defense, major weapons companies, … Read more
Sometimes someone hands you a document that is so important that you just need to sign it in the most flamboyant, glamorous, and elaborate way possible. Using the butterfly knife pen is similar to saying a catchphrase as you slowly put on your sunglasses, instead as you’re about to sign a document, you slowly take … Read more
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethora of different guns, attaches better with certain types of bras, and … Read more
When you want to inflict as much damage as possible on someone or something, first seek psychological help, if that doesn’t work, you’re going to want to purchase the tactical brass knuckles knife. The knife has a fast acting spring assisted blade deployment, measures 8 5/8 inches long when open and is constructed of steel. Just … Read more
The gun shaped folding knife is great for when you’re looking to stab someone, but still have a little bit of class, or when you’re looking to rob a place and not accidentaly shoot the store clerk, if need be you can always stab him. The gun knife is 4.5″ long when folded, and 7.5″ … Read more
The best way to wake up in the morning after a heavy night of binge drinking is to a bomb alarm clock where you have to figure out the wire that you need to disconnect that will shut off the alarm. I can see this alarm clock being thrown against the wall within the first … Read more
Whether you need to chop some wood, widdle a stick, thin some brush, or kill some zombies, the Gerber Gator Machette will do the trick. At a length of 16.5 inches and weighing 18oz. the Gerber Gator Machette / Zombie Survival Tool will increase your manhood by at least 43%-48%. If you don’t instantly grow … Read more
Made of stainless steel with an aluminum handle, the butteryfly bottle opener is 8 1/4 inches long, and is sure to impress your friends, and/or yourself in the mirror. Just make sure you don’t bring a bottle opener to a knife fight, because that could get embarrassing rather quickly.
The fully functional M-16 Novelty BBQ lighter measures in at 14” long and is sure to make you the life of the party at your next BBQing event. It doesn’t matter that you’re the only one there, and you really didn’t need to start the entire grill for one hot dog, but what does matter … Read more
Make it look like you have a bloody wound on the side of your waist. But with the text “I’m Fine”, people can be rest assured, you will easily be able to walk it off.