Baby Flask

No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more

Vintage Inappropriate Batman Water Gun

Toy makers sometimes have a tendency to make their toys a bit creepy and/or inappropriate, including Barbies that have fetuses in their stomachs, Hitler dolls, E.T. finger attachments that look like giant dildos, or a narwhal toy that stabs penguins with its tusk, but nothing is quite as blatant and just plain wrong as this … Read more

Talkboy From Home Alone 2

The Talkboy is a voice recorder gadget that was used in the classic movie Home Alone 2 from 1992, starring then child actor now adult weirdo Macaulay Culkin. Touted as one of the greatest movie props ever used, soon after the movie was released the Talkboy was in the greasy hands of children all over … Read more

Cuddle Clones Make Your Dog Into A Stuffed Animal

Cuddle Clones is a service that will make a stuffed animal version of your dog from a picture you send them, and we are actually surprised at how realistic some of them look. Simply upload a picture of your pet to their online store (more than 1 picture is recommended for better accuracy), choose the … Read more

Mini Pen Sized Fishing Pole

Sometimes you don’t know you want to go fishing until you’re on the shore of a lake thinking to yourself, “Why the hell didn’t I bring my rod?”. Now instead of catching some fish you have to have a conversation with your in-laws about funeral plans for some Uncle you don’t care about. The Docooler … Read more