The Pop-up Book Of Phobias

The Pop-up Book of Phobias is a great gift for someone who suffers from panphobia. Includes tons of great phobias, such as clowns, heights, speaking in public, spiders, needles, and much more. Unfortunately midgets and fat people didn’t make the cut. View a video going through the whole book below.

Electric Motorized Skates

The electric skates let you stroll around at speeds up to 8mph, but only if you are 180 lbs or under, this is not a toy for fatties. Sure they are expensive, but just think about all the ladies you will pick up at the beach with these babies on. There is not a woman … Read more