The bacon dog costume is a halloween costume for your pet that makes them look like a giant piece of delicious tender bacon, and would be a great fit for your dog, cat or especially a little tea cup pig. The bacon dog costume comes in many different sizes so it will fit your tiny … Read more
Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes them eggs with an egg shaper and serves them two slices of bacon as the crossbones? The skull shaped eggs maker will take two eggs and make them into the shape … Read more
The hand candle is a candle in the shape of a human hand that has red wax on the inside and flesh colored wax on the outside, so that as the candle burns it will drip red wax down the outside of the hand making it look like the hand is bleeding. The hand candle is … Read more
Make your dog pay the ultimate punishment for pooping on the carpet last week by making him dress up in the Cha Cha Cha dog costume this halloween. The Cha Cha Cha dog costume comes fully equiped with large bosoms showing plenty of cleavage, a fully stocked fruit hat, and a colorful dress that is … Read more
The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass will notify them of their impending death. The seller of this drinking glass will also let you … Read more
Calling all virgins! Calling all virgins! The Minecraft Steve Head mask is a great pick for a Halloween costume this year, assuming the party you will be going to will be a ratio of Male to Female 20:1. So assuming there are 40 Males at the party, the 2 females is actually equal to 1 … Read more
The zombie pen holder is “supposedly” a “dead” zombie that is laying on the ground because your pen is sticking out of it’s chest. I find it hard to believe a Zombie would be incapacitated because of a simple pen sticking out of it’s chest, I could see if the pen was sticking out of it’s … Read more
The one night stand costume is a halloween costume that makes you a night stand, as in one single night stand, a non plural night stand, there are no other night stands besides you, hence a “one night stand”. Unless some other schmuck decided to go to the party wearing a night stand as well, … Read more
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from the people you have murdered, and is sure to … Read more
The cat ice cube tray takes you one step closer to your life goal of becoming a cat lady. No longer will you need to drink your lonely sorrows away with regular cubed ice, you can now drink yourself to a lonely depressing state each night with the company of your cat at your side … Read more