Funny people are sometimes tough to buy gifts for because they usually one-up you when they give you a gift. Well no longer will that be the case, now that you’ve found this page filled with hilarious and quirky gifts that will surely make anyone laugh uncontrollably upon receiving. This gift guide is a vast catalog filled with unique gifts that are superbly funny which you won’t find in your general or retail stores. By default the gifts are sorted my our most popular items, which you can change and sort by price, or date if you like. You can also search the gifts by price range, and even combine another tag from our system to filter the gifts even further to your liking.
Great for smokers ages 8 and up, the Donkey Cigarette Dispenser will hold on to your smokes for you until you dispense one from the balloon knot of the donkey. Just push down on the donkey’s ears and a cigarette will slowly slide it’s way out through the hole located at or around the donkeys … Read more
The cereal killer spoon is a spoon with the words ‘Cereal Killer’ imprinted on it, and if you couldn’t figure that out by looking at the image, let me direct you to our page dedicated to the blind. The Cereal Killer Spoon is made from a silver plated vintage spoon in the style of your … Read more
The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the missile balloons were a real product, and you used them in America, you can be sure you would be pulled over by a cop, strip searched, tazed, and then water boarded … Read more
If you don’t understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your door and let it be a calling or a flag to all those who come to your home to let them know who you are and what you are capable of. … Read more
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or viewing the image, then you should probably just leave now. The zombies are hand crafted and hand painted by local artists, and so no two zombie bottle openers will look exactly … Read more
The Cactooph toothpick holder is a plastic cactus that measures 6 inches tall and will hold your toothpicks for you with a little bit of class. The toothpick holder is sure to impress Grandma next time she comes by to share her Werthers Originals with you. The cactus will also make a great weapon if … Read more
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is made to order, and charges extra for each topping. The pizza bed comes bare, with just the cheese, but you can purchase the pillow toppings from the same etsy store, and … Read more
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated clock. If you want a clock that you have to look at quite carefully to tell what the time is, then the pixelated wall clock is for you. The pixel time … Read more
Know of a math nerd? or a any sort of nerd in general? It may not make sense to you but this clock is a unique gift idea that any nerd could appreciate. Myself, I can’t even figure out any of these numbers, but to be honest, I would probably first need to learn to … Read more
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask holds 8oz of your favorite alcohol, so be sure to purchase 10-20 of these depending on how far along you are with your alcoholism. Great for beaches, pools, concerts, cruises, and … Read more