If you live in a household like mine, whenever the doorbell rings, each dog loses their shit beyond belief like they’re going to attack whoever rang that bell. But once they come inside, they’re greeted with hugs and kisses, and if you let them go too long, they might just lick your face off. This … Read more
If you grew on watching Friends, it’s really the age-old question… Were Ross and Rachel on a break? Chances are if you’re a guy, you think they were, or if you’re gal, you probably think they weren’t. But why not leave this question to the experts… Your delivery drivers. That’s just what this hilarious doormat does. … Read more
If you enjoy your freedoms, and feel the need to show to your neighbors and local girl scout troops how much you enjoy your freedoms, you may want to consider getting yourself a new doormat. This fabulous new ‘Come Back With a Warrant’ doormat is a great way to inform any police officers know that they are not … Read more
Do you have a bunch of crap that you don’t want stolen in your house? Well forget about an alarm or home security system, your best bet at deterring thieves from robbing you blind is to let them know they will find some better crap to steal at the neighbors. The neighbors have better stuff … Read more
When it comes to people coming to your door and knocking or ringing the doorbell, the only people to be doing so, should be a delivery person needing a signature, pre-approved contract workers, and any friends or family that called or texted ahead of time. All others can see themselves back to their car, or walk … Read more
On any given day you come by from after work until I go to bed, chances are my pants are off and crumpled into a pile in the corner of the room. As soon as works done, they get taken off, and I continue to man-spread the night away on my couch. Luckily, someone has created a doormat … Read more
If you’re looking for a way for your guests, door-to-door salespeople, or home thieves to be shown a preview of who’s about to answer the door, or who they’re about to rob, this unique doormat that you can get customized with your own face might be for you. You can get it customized with your face, … Read more
The come in go away doormat is an ambigram in that it says a different phrase depending on which way you are looking at it. No longer will you have to have two doormats on hand depending on if you are in the mood to have guests or not, just turn around the doormat, and your … Read more
The slide to unlock doormat is a doormat that looks just like the unlock screen on an iPhone, or at least what it used to look like before they changed the look of it with the newest version of iOS. Let all of your guests know just how much of a nerdy Apple fanboy you … Read more
Take a step back into the 80’s with the cassette tape doormat. Your best option would be to purchase the cassette tape doormat, and hook up a sensor to it so that whenever someone steps on it, a loud speaker jams out to ‘We Built This City’. Everyone will want to come to your house … Read more