The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will make everyone look at you like a couple of weirdos. If you are so adament about holding hands with your lover that you have to do so underneath your gloves, you … Read more
The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and your nether regions like the mouth of a zombie. The zombie bikini is a great gift idea for that zombie loving girl in your family, or that creepy overweight uncle that … Read more
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness towards the world by taking it out on every one else that looks at you throughout the day by wearing this monstrosity. Even when actual thugs see people wearing this, they … Read more
The sloth is a majestic legend of a creature that is known to be the laziest animal on the planet, and what better place for a sloth to lounge, then on your finger. The sloth ring is a custom made ring that is basically a sloth hugging your finger. Display your finger of laziness to … Read more
Show everyone your love for bicycles by wrapping your fingers around the wheels of a bike. The two fingered bicycle ring, is a ring in the shape of a bicycle, where the wheels of the bike act as the circles that encompass your middle finger, and your ring finger. The double fingered bicycle ring is … Read more
With the growing rate of lighter stealers out there, the only rationale thing to do now-a-days is just to attach the lighter straight to your body, so that no one can borrow and therefore steal it. The Lighter Ring, is a lighter that you wear right on your finger like a ring, and can create … Read more
No longer will you have to sit through those dreaded boring meetings sober. With the flask tie just fill up the tie you are wearing with your favorite hard alcohol before work, and before you know it, it will either be the end of the day, or you’ll wake up in a jail cell with … Read more
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from the people you have murdered, and is sure to … Read more
Made out of sustainable walnut wood and all natural grass that has been dried and preserved, the grass ring is hand made from start to finish, and is sure to impress the hippy girls at the next musical festival you attend. The grass ring is made to look like it is grass planted into the … Read more
Finally you can give up on life and let yourself go without letting anyone know about it. The dress pant sweatpants by BetaBrand are made to look like a fine charcoal wool set of trousers but if you look closer, it’s just some sweaty guy in sweatpants. I can’t imagine spending $108 on sweatpants when … Read more