You’re in a wedding and you’re walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do you open it? Luckily you’re wearing your bottle opener cuff links, just pop that baby open, tip that bottom up and drift away into a blissful numbness until this dreadful wedding … Read more
Fidget Rings are rings that help you fidget, and are most likely the most annoying thing you could wear for anyone besides yourself. Sure fidgeting is fun, cracking your knuckles, peeling your fingernails or hangnails, biting your toenails using your molars, etc. but no one wants to see or hear anyone else doing it. Fidget … Read more
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to take an emergency nap, assuming you haven’t made a bed beneath your desk fully equipped with a compartment for a pillow blanket and alarm clock. To use it just tie it … Read more
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else you can find inside there and showcase them on the canvas of a swimsuit. Even though they went a few layers too deep for our liking, you can’t argue that it isn’t unique and won’t … Read more
The cat in the crotch leggings is a pair of women’s leggings that has a picture of a pussy cat right near the nether-regions of the woman (or weird man) that is wearing them. Why wear regular leggings that add nothing to your style, a cat makes everything better, so when you are walking towards … Read more
Designed by American fashion designer Jeremy Scott, these creepy hands over eyes glasses are about as useful as a hipster with an empty set of frames. By wearing these “glasses” you will be offered no UV protection from the sun, no corrective lenses, plus you get to look like a complete loon, although it will … Read more
The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your wooden iPhone case, plus it’s another piece of clothing similar to the wooden bow tie that you can add to your hipster arsenal. Finally you can stop sifting through your grandpa’s … Read more
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason people are fascinated with cheeseburgers, as the amount of cheeseburger products on the market is astounding, such as the cheeseburger socks, cheeseburger wrapping paper, or the cheeseburger earmuffs. When Americans aren’t … Read more
The bottle opener sunglasses are a pair of sunglasses that have a bottle opener built right into the frame and are great for people who enjoy drinking bottled beverages while in direct sunlight. Theses sunglasses are made from plastic and will most likely break after a while, so you may want to purchase a higher … Read more
The iPhone scarf is a scarf that has a pocket with a window in it so that you can see and use your phone while out in the cold. No longer will you have to hold your phone like some sort of savage when out on a walk, just slip it inside the phone pocket … Read more