Wooden Bottle Opener Coasters

These wooden coasters have an integrated bottle opener hidden on the bottom of each coaster which solves the two worst disasters that can often occur while drinking: someone makes a water stain on your precious coffee table, and someone has a beer that cannot be opened. Perfect for the lazy drunkard who can’t be seen … Read more

Tennino: A Self Assemble Cardboard Ping-Pong Table

Tennino is a ping-pong table that’s made from cardboard that you put together yourself, and is a cheap and eco-friendly alternative then buying a new ping-pong table, or a slightly used ping pong table from craigslist which most likely someone had sex on. Perfect for a small apartment or office that can’t fit a full … Read more

Baby Flask

No it’s not a flask for babies, it’s a flask hidden within a fake baby that you have strapped to your body. Simply fill up the container before hand with your favorite beverage, throw it into the babies body, screw on the head, strap the baby to your body, and begin to slurp the delicious … Read more

Giant Shotgun Shell Coasters

The shotgun shell coasters are a set of 4 12 gauge shotgun shells that would make a perfect gift for a hunter, gun nut, or Rusty Shackleford himself. Made from polyresin stone, these shotgun shell coasters also comes with a coaster holder that’s designed to look like the casing of a shotgun shell. The shotgun … Read more

Face Coasters Attach To Your Nose, Gives You A Funny Face

The Gentleman’s Club Face Coasters are a set of paper coasters that you can attach to your nose and will give you an awesomely handsome face. The face coasters are double sided so you can choose between 40 different images that give the lower half of your face a new unique look, including an old man, … Read more