You Have Just Been Poisoned Drinking Glass

The “You Have Just Been Poisoned” drinking glass, is a drinking glass with the words “You Have Just Been Poisoned” sketched into the bottom of the glass, so that once they are done drinking their poison, the glass will notify them of their impending death. The seller of this drinking glass will also let you … Read more

Taco Plates

Sometimes the simplest of things make the greatest enhancements to mankinds struggle on this organic spaceship that circles the sun. Humans have struggled with trying to balance deep fried tortillas upright on their plate for generations with little success. This revolutionary new product takes the characteristics of a plate, and the stylings of a holding … Read more

Hidden Tampon Flask

The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc… The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampons that are refillable and have a resealable, leak proof cap, and will certainly never be … Read more