The Zombie Bikini is a bikini for ladies or weird men, that resembles a zombie and make your boobs look like zombie eyes, and your nether regions like the mouth of a zombie. The zombie bikini is a great gift idea for that zombie loving girl in your family, or that creepy overweight uncle that … Read more
The Bluetooth Beanie is a winter hat that contains a speaker and microphone that will sync wirelessly to your phone or bluetooth device so that you can talk on your phone or listen to music hands free using only your hat, and is great for hipsters that want the easability of a bluetooth device, yet … Read more
You’re spelling is fantastic, we all know it, you let us know evertime you read somethin, so why not put a badge onto you’re jacket that will signify to others that if there in need of spelling asistance or grammer help, you are the person to go to in a emergency. This badge will let … Read more
It’s time for the annual Zombie Pub Crawl, you have no costume prepared, what do you do? The instant zombie attack shirt is a shirt that you can slip on and instantly look like you were attacked by a zombie and have therefore become a zombie yourself, searching the earth for brains. The zombie shirt … Read more
The thuggie is an extra long hoodie sweatshirt that you wear when you are feeling extra thuggish and just have to express your bitterness towards the world by taking it out on every one else that looks at you throughout the day by wearing this monstrosity. Even when actual thugs see people wearing this, they … Read more
How ironic that booze is the primary reason that you are pregnant, and now that you are pregnant, you can not drink the booze. Let the world know of your terrible life of sobriety with the 8 Months Sober pregnancy t-shirt. If you are really into it, the x months sober shirt comes in 6 … Read more
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethora of different guns, attaches better with certain types of bras, and … Read more
Finally you can give up on life and let yourself go without letting anyone know about it. The dress pant sweatpants by BetaBrand are made to look like a fine charcoal wool set of trousers but if you look closer, it’s just some sweaty guy in sweatpants. I can’t imagine spending $108 on sweatpants when … Read more
Cook your man his dinner with some class, and wear the sexy lingerie apron while your slaving away at that meal. What will be even sexier is when you are done cooking, you do the dishes while wearing the apron, and then after that you can sweep and mop the floor, all while looking super … Read more
Why hold your beer and get your hand cold, and your beer warm? With the beer holder hoodie sweatshirt you can keep yourself warm, your hand warm, your beer cool, and yourself uncool. With a stretchable pouch you can fit all your different beverage sizes, ranging from a 5 hour energy shot, to a 120oz … Read more