The cheeseburger socks are crew socks that make your legs look just like cheeseburgers, and if you are spotted wearing them by an obese lady in Walmart, just hope to God she’s not faster than you, or at least just hope her motorized cart is low on batteries. The cheeseburger socks will go great with … Read more
The Knax coat hooks are a beautifully designed modern looking coat hook system that you can mount on your wall and will thoroughly improve the look of your house’s otherwise disgusting looking entry way. No longer will you need to throw your jacket on to the wet floor that is filled with dog piss and … Read more
The ‘She Wants The D T-Shirt’ is a humorous sexual innuendo, because, you see, the key on the piano that is highlighted is actually the D key, and when you say ‘She wants the D’, you are usually referring to your genitalia. Now what this shirt does is make it look like you are referring … Read more
The smoking mittens are mittens that have a hole through the fingers area so that you can slip a cigarette through to your mouth and smoke it, all while keeping your hands nice and toasty. You’ve been banished to the outdoors because no one wants to be around you, so you might as well keep … Read more
The Bluetooth Smartphone Gloves are a set of winter gloves that have an integrated phone handset embedded in them so that you can talk using your thumb as an ear piece and your pinky as a microphone. No longer will you need to look like a total douche with a Bluetooth device lodged in your … Read more
The Wooden Bow Tie will officially make you a classy gentleman, it will make your scotch taste smoother, your top hat a little taller, and your monocle fit a little tighter. Brought to you buy Two Guys Bow Ties who launched in 2012 out of Tulsa Oklahoma, their unique interpretation of the classic bow tie … Read more
The iPhone scarf is a scarf that has a pocket with a window in it so that you can see and use your phone while out in the cold. No longer will you have to hold your phone like some sort of savage when out on a walk, just slip it inside the phone pocket … Read more
The Smitten Mittens are a set of three mittens that let you hold hands with your lover while wearing mittens, and once worn will make everyone look at you like a couple of weirdos. If you are so adament about holding hands with your lover that you have to do so underneath your gloves, you … Read more
The laundry machine hamper is a large laundry hamper that looks just like a laundry washing machine, so incase you are too stupid to know what you need to do with that giant heap of dirty laundry, once you start using the laundry machine hamper you will know that you need to put it into … Read more
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don’t want to take time out of their day putting on make-up, finding the right articles of clothing that match and fit … Read more