A t-shirt like this comes around once in a lifetime, a shirt so glorious it makes you weep just thinking about taking it off. Show your devotion to the late Dear Leader Kim Jong Il by sporting this heroic t-shirt. Sure he’s enslaved thousands, owned work camps a-plenty, and is hated world-wide, but just look … Read more
If you take a picture of a nipple and place it over the exact nipple your covering, is it still illegal to walk around town? If you censored women’s nipples with a picture of a man’s nipple would it be ok to be shown on television? What are the purpose of men’s nipples? These are … Read more
You’re in a wedding and you’re walking down the aisle. When you arrive at the alter, the priest hands you an ice cold beer, how do you open it? Luckily you’re wearing your bottle opener cuff links, just pop that baby open, tip that bottom up and drift away into a blissful numbness until this dreadful wedding … Read more
The pillow tie is a tie that you can inflate and use as a pillow in case you are at work and need to take an emergency nap, assuming you haven’t made a bed beneath your desk fully equipped with a compartment for a pillow blanket and alarm clock. To use it just tie it … Read more
The ‘Dem Guts Swimsuit’ by Black Milk Clothing allows us to peek inside the human body to reveal the intestines, heart, lungs, and whatever else you can find inside there and showcase them on the canvas of a swimsuit. Even though they went a few layers too deep for our liking, you can’t argue that it isn’t unique and won’t … Read more
Become Archer anytime you please by putting on the Archer suit long sleeve shirt, which is a t-shirt made to look like an exact replica of Archer’s suit. Officially licensed from the TV show, this Archer costume will have everyone hating you at the party you attend after you fully adopt the personality, charm, and charisma … Read more
The cat in the crotch leggings is a pair of women’s leggings that has a picture of a pussy cat right near the nether-regions of the woman (or weird man) that is wearing them. Why wear regular leggings that add nothing to your style, a cat makes everything better, so when you are walking towards … Read more
The wooden tie is a tie made of old recycled redwood beams, and will go great with your wooden deck of cards and your wooden iPhone case, plus it’s another piece of clothing similar to the wooden bow tie that you can add to your hipster arsenal. Finally you can stop sifting through your grandpa’s … Read more
The cheeseburger sweatshirt is, as you can see, a sweatshirt with a giant graphic print of a greasy cheeseburger on it. For some reason people are fascinated with cheeseburgers, as the amount of cheeseburger products on the market is astounding, such as the cheeseburger socks, cheeseburger wrapping paper, or the cheeseburger earmuffs. When Americans aren’t … Read more
The Jean Labels Carpet is a large rug made from old jean labels and you will most likely enter hipster nirvana once purchased and placed into your studio apartment. Recycled from old jeans such as Levi’s, Lees, Wranglers, and whatever other labels the cool kids are wearing these days, this rug is most likely one … Read more