You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from the mosquitos. It’s amazing that we can make seedless watermelon, be on the verge of curing cancer and aids, come close to making majestic creatures like the white rhino, and narwhals … Read more
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so while you’re sleeping you can just think of yourself as a tiny littler sperm. The condom sleeping bag and pillow are just a life-sized reminder to wrap it up before you … Read more
The Pocket Grappling Hook is a small grappling hook that you can fit in your pocket and take out in case of grappling emergency that were to come up. Made by Maratac the micro grappling hook was designed for bomb technicians to catch trip lines with, but could also be used to pretend you are … Read more
The Manticuda Knife is a tactical knife that you basically hold like a gun while you are doing your stabbings. Designed by a former marine, the Manticuda knife is sure to end the life of whatever you point it at, and wil make all the bad things in your life go away. The fixed, steel, … Read more
Now you can truly become king of the campfire with the Campfire Log Lugger. The Log Lugger is a long steel pole that is painted with fire resistant paint that allows you to grab logs that are in the fire, and move them or turn them around. No longer will you have to get a … Read more
Why are scientists still busying themselves curing cancer, curing aids, and creating seedless watermelons, when there are mosquitoes pestering everyone worldwide. The mosquito repellent incense sticks are bamboo sticks infused with citronella lemongrass, and rosemary, which is basically everything that mosquitoes hate. To use the mosquito repellent sticks, just light up a few of them around you … Read more
When camping, sometimes it’s nice to have a phone with you to get Justin Beiber’s latest tweet so that he can keep you updated about world events, stock exchange updates, or new congress legislature while your away. But how are you going to get Beiber’s tweets when your phone is dead? ‘The Best Emergency Radio’ … Read more
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is made to order, and charges extra for each topping. The pizza bed comes bare, with just the cheese, but you can purchase the pillow toppings from the same etsy store, and … Read more
The Buddha Bowls are bowls that have a thumb hole in them so that the bowl rests on the palm of your hand and helps you carry and hold your bowls with one hand without fear of the bowl slipping out of your fingers and splashing hot magma soup on your dog. So if you … Read more
This outdoor wireless speaker is from Brookstone and is a weather resistant speaker that connects to your mp3 player, smartphone, tablet or laptop through the wireless dock. The speaker outputs rich omnidirectional audio from up to 150 feet away from the dock and uses 8 D batteries or the included AC power cord. Finally prove … Read more