The spaceship tent is a tipi style camping tent for kids that looks just like a spaceship about to launch into space, where in reality would be the worst place to sleep, since it would be extremely loud, and most likely kill you. Made by FieldCandy the same tent company that makes the delicious looking … Read more
The watermelon tent is probably not the safest thing to camp out in, because bears love watermelon, so says a guy I know… Built to withstand extreme weather conditions, the watermelon tent is one of many digitally printed waterproof canopies by FieldCandy that cover one of their classic ‘A’ frame storm tents underneath it. The … Read more
Instead of going to buy firewood at the gas station like a lazy slob, why don’t you try doing some work yourself and split some logs up to provide warmth for your family. Well, luckily you won’t have to do too much work since you are using the Vipukirves wood splitting axe, which uses magic physics … Read more
The 9v battery flashlight is a small device that you can attach directly to a 9v battery to make a mini flashlight and is great for campers, hikers, and late night walkers and stalkers. Equipped with six super bright LEDs, the 9v battery flashlight is sure to make your flashlight retrieving needs a bit more … Read more
If rubbing a stick together for 3 hours is too much work for you to start a fire, and you forgot your lighter and matches at home, lets hope you remembered to bring your Tinder Solar fire starter. The Tinder Hot Box is a solar powered fire starter that lets you place a piece of … Read more
The hand crank lantern is a small lantern that you can open and collapse accordion style and is great for storing in small places for emergencies or bringing on camping or hiking trips while trying to use the least amount of space possible. The lantern does not use replaceable batteries as you can charge via … Read more
The Boulder Boot is a collapsible pair of boots that are great for when you are traveling and need to preserve space in your luggage for cheeseburgers, dead babies, and cocaine. No longer will you need to play a game of tetris while trying to fit a pair of huge boots into your bag, just … Read more
The dual light walking flashlight is a flashlight that has two lights on it, one of which shines forward to see where you are going, and one that shines downward so you can see where you are walking, assuming you are walking in a deep forest, and you need to watch out for stumps, logs, … Read more
The paper log maker is a contraption that you can throw a bunch of shredded paper into and it will compress it into a log form using water and magic and you will end up with a cheap fire starter log for your fireplace or bonfire pit. No longer will you need to hang on … Read more
The Humvee spotlight is an enormous flashlight that beams out 40 million candlepower worth of light in any direction you please, and if you are unsure what 40 million candlepower feels like when you shine it at someone, think of how it would feel to stare at the sun through binoculars, which are then looking through … Read more