Lets see those stupid bears find this cooler. If you’re blind and/or stupid, the Log Stump Cooler is a mini cooler that resembles a log. The cooler is 5x more insulating, and 5x stronger than your run-of-the-mill styrofoam cooler, holds around 12 cans of booze, and weights around 4lbs when the cooler is empty.
Charge your laptop, tablet, phone or any electronics while wearing the Voltaic Solar Charging Backpack. The backpack uses 4 watts of solar power, includes a 3,000 mAh battery, and adapters to pretty much any device you would need to charge. Show off your true nerdism to the world by wearing the solar charging backpack, and charging … Read more
The Kiva keychain backpack is a small keychain that expands to the size of a full backpack in case you have an emergency where you need to carry things with no prior notice. For me it comes in really handy when I need to go to the local market, I can walk in with no … Read more
The lifestaw lets you dip into any murky liquid and get a drink of water that has been filtered from 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria. The lifestaw offers anyone safe and healthy drinking water, and apparently even works on your own urine. Warning this product is not endorsed by Bear Grylls.
If you are really lost, an ordinary compass will not save your life, you are as good as dead. Only an official battle tested military compass will save your life. What does battle tested mean? Oh not much, just shock tested, meaning they licked a battery and touched it to the compass and it still … Read more
You lost your job, you lost your wife, you lost your house, your living on the streets, but at least you can scoop a few gallons out of a public toilet and throw it into your portable shower bladder and get a nice clean shower once a day. Now just shave that beard, dig up … Read more
Camping is great, but setting up a tent is probably the most hated and worst part of your life. The following are things I would rather do than set up a tent: Pass a kidney stone, file my taxes, unplug a toilet with my hand, eat the item that was clogging my toilet, get E. … Read more