The inflatable missile balloons are unfortunately just a concept made for a marketing competition that won a Cannes Lions award in 2004. If the missile balloons were a real product, and you used them in America, you can be sure you would be pulled over by a cop, strip searched, tazed, and then water boarded … Read more
These authentic stadium bleacher seats were pryed off, out from the original Yankee Stadium before it was demolished in 2010 and made into a bar stool for freak Yankee memorabilia collectors like yourself. The seats have gone through a lead removing process and have been repainted, and will make a great addition to any man-cave, … Read more
Handvas is a unique picture holder that is basically two hands that you can attach to your wall that will hold up your art, picture, or print by pinching it, in a way that resembles a designer holding up their own print to show people. Although it’s not quite as creepy as the hand shaped … Read more
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is made to order, and charges extra for each topping. The pizza bed comes bare, with just the cheese, but you can purchase the pillow toppings from the same etsy store, and … Read more
Bring booze to the beach without getting caught by those pesky beach cops, hide your liquor inside your sunscreen lotion bottle. The Sunscreen flask holds 8oz of your favorite alcohol, so be sure to purchase 10-20 of these depending on how far along you are with your alcoholism. Great for beaches, pools, concerts, cruises, and … Read more
If there’s something every pool needs, it’s a rock climbing wall! Luckily, this company called Aquaclimb makes just that! They make custom rock climbing walls for every kind of pool, and if you fall, you just fall right into the water. The AquaClimb pool rock climbing wall is made of a transparent climbing surface, with … Read more
The transparent speaker is the most modern, sleek, 2.1 speaker system you will listen to and/or look at in the next 4 days of your life, until something sleeker, monderner, and awesomer comes along, which it certainly will. The transparent speaker is wi-fi ready, so you can connect your phone or any music playing device … Read more
With the dumbbell alarm clock you have to curl the dumbbell thirty times before the alarm shuts off. This is great for people who have a hard time waking up in the morning, people who would like to exercise in the morning, or for people who hate their spouse.
Similar to the Segway, the SBU V3 is a self balancing unicycle that moves in whatever direction you are leaning, and is great for people who don’t want to take the time to learn how to ride an actual unicycle. With features like regenerative braking, torque control at the granular level, and an eerily silent … Read more
The Ostrich Pillow is a new revolutionary pillow that allows you to sleep anywhere, but also makes you look like you got stuck in some sort of Chinese Finger Puzzle game that involves your head. The OstrichPillow allows you to create your own little nap environement amongst all the chaos in your everyday world. Even … Read more