As if there weren’t already enough crumbs, dandruff, and nose hairs already inbetween the keys of your keyboard, now lets just serve some food on top of it. The Keyboard plate is a concept by designer Hella Jongerius, that is half computer keyboard, half dinner plate, so you can munch pizza while at your computer with … Read more
The scarf knitting clock is a clock that will knit a new two meter long scarf every year, as with each hour of the day, the clock will make one stitch into the scarf. The scarf stitching clock was designed by a Norwegian designer named Siren Elise Wilhelmsen in 2010 while completing her degree at the … Read more
The swing table is a large conference table that uses swings as the chairs. Great for conference rooms, meeting rooms, or board rooms, the swing table will give your employees a bit of enjoyment in between the hours of slave labor you put them through. Hopefully the swing table will help in awakening the zombie … Read more
The condom sleeping bag is a sleavey, tubey, condom looking sleeping bag that comes with a pillow that looks like a condom wrapper, so while you’re sleeping you can just think of yourself as a tiny littler sperm. The condom sleeping bag and pillow are just a life-sized reminder to wrap it up before you … Read more
Sometimes you just want to lean, with the Mogo Human Kickstand you can do just that. The human kickstand is great for when you are at music festivals, on a hike, at a parade, have a condition where you can’t bend your legs, or when you just don’t want to stand anymore, but also don’t … Read more
Similar to the Fake Boyfriend body hug pillow, the fake girlfriend body pillow is a pillow that is supposed to resemble your girlfriend to use for cuddle time while she is away for the weekend. The fake girlfriend pillow tries to recreate the touch and feel of your girlfriend, that is if your girlfriend is … Read more
The hand offerings wall sculpture is a sculpture of two hands that make it look like there is a creepy mysterious man holding his hands out from inside the wall. The Offering Wall Sculpture is great to hang in your bathroom and hold your soap, towels, or a candle. Put it in your living room … Read more
Chiseled from a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum the Military Grade Battle Mug is allowed only in the manliest of hands that possess 13 hairs per knuckle, no shorter than 4.3mm. The Battle Mug is manufactured in a facility that produces special equipment for NASA, the US Department of Defense, major weapons companies, … Read more
Often times I find myself combing my hair and think “I should be drinking a beer right now”. Why not combine the two greatest past times of combing hair and drinking beer into one handy dandy device called a comb bottle opener. The comb bottle opener is hand cut from 100% stainless steel and has … Read more
A couple questions here on these wooden cards: How do you shuffle them? Couldn’t you memorize the grains and shades of the wood on the aces? Splinters? When playing Go Fish can you ask “Do you have wood?”, $200 for wood cards? Are you a complete imbecile? The wooden deck of cards features 52 wooden cards … Read more