Brass Knuckle Taser

Fend off your thieves and attackers with ease with the brass knuckles stun gun. The knuckles have a nice rubber coating, so while your stunning your perp, your fingers will be just fine, while the attacker is going through shock therapy. This stun gun sends out 950,000 volts of goodness.

Portable Sauna

Besides looking really cool while using the portable sauna, buying a portable sauna is also a great way to get divorced by your husband, lose friends, stop a conversation by talking about your sauna, or die from overheating your body.

26 Pound Giant Gummy Python Snake

The giant gummy python snake comes in at 8 feet long, 26 pounds, and 36,720 calories of goodness. L.A. Beast, I think you have found your next challenge. If you finish this gummy snake, you win the grand prize of diabetes.

Jumbo Mustache

This huge mustache brings a whole new meaning to the term mustache ride. The jumbo handlebar mustache is 16” long, and is sure to bring a distinguished look to any face that attempts to wear it.

Motorized Cooler Scooter

When you have gotten too many DWIs and have lost your license, your best bet is to probably purchase a cruzin scooter. When you have a motorized cooler, you will have alcohol on hand at all times, and you can get around with out the chance of getting pulled over or falling down. (Although consulting … Read more

Snoutlet Power Outlet Pig

This little piggy has 17 different power outlets on it. This little piggy makes it very easy to plug in all your weirdly shaped plug-ins. This little piggy caused a fire and burnt down your entire house. Although this item is just a concept, it would have been great to see it come to fruition.

Giant Playing Cards

8” x 12” Playing cards. Impossible to cheat with these, unless your extremely obese, and can fit these in your sleeve. Also probably very hard to shuffle. But imagine the card throwing damage you could do.

Adjustable Coffee Bench

A brilliantly designed coffee bench that you can adjust between one big bench, a big table, a few chairs and a table, and so on, into infinity… well not really, I guess just those three options.

Dinosaur Bone, Meteorite Rock, and Gold Ring

This is a custom made ring using Dinosaur bone fossils found from the Morrison Formation in Utah. The meteorite rock is from the Gibeon Meteorite that plunged to the earth in Prehistoric times and measured around 13 feet by 13 feet by 5 feet. Along with some Gold, this makes one of the greatest things … Read more