Similar to Sex Panther Cologne which 60% of the time, it works every time, Sure Fuck cologne works 100% of the time, as its name suggests. Not only does using this cologne guarantee you getting some action, but you also get a free condom so that you don’t accidentally create a baby you, which this … Read more
The creepy hand iPhone case is a case that has a weirdly realistic hand on the back of it and is obviously from Japan. Great for holding hands with when you’re lonely or stroking against your face when feeling frisky, the hand iPhone case is one of the oddest things we’ve seen yet, and well, … Read more
Fall asleep each night with the one true God, Nicolas Cage, as he slowly lulls you to sleep until you appear in his dreams, stealing automobiles, banging transgender Thai hookers, dying each others hair, all while conspiring to steal important documents from the government. This one of a kind Nicolas Cage pillow case features the … Read more
Perfect for every man who’s sick of smelling like a woman every time he steps out of the shower, for every man who’s done feeling dandy after every hour long soak in the tub with candle lights, Kenny G playing on your Amazon Echo, while hearing an ocean sound therapy machine softly in the background. … Read more
A company called 3D-Babies will 3D print you a replica of your unborn baby, just send them 1-5 pictures from your ultrasound and they will create an artistic representation of your unborn baby. All of your nightmares can finally come true. Now when you go to sleep at night you can have a baby fetus … Read more
You’ve seen the sad Keanu meme, now buy it in 3D and relive it every day of your life while he sits atop your monitor at work, on the mantle above your fireplace, or on the top of the toilet as you poo. The only sad thing about it is it’s missing a half eaten … Read more
The Giant Cat Sofa is a concept designed for an art project for individual artists to express their own version of “living” using vacant apartment spaces in Manchester. The artists were the last inhabitants of the apartments before the entire distric was demolished. The giant sleeping cat sofa was inspired by the wallpaper used in … Read more
The lifesize talking reindeer is a realistic accurately sized plush reindeer that talks, sings, annoys, moves its head around like some creepy robot at Chucky Cheese, and is sure to sexually confuse wild deer and hunters. The lifesize talking reindeer can even support ugly fat children up to 150lbs on its back so your offspring … Read more
Your wife has been cheating on your for years, you’ve known it the whole time and have been waiting for your opportunity for revenge, what better way to get back at her than to put a severed horse head pillow under the sheets next to her while she is sleeping. She will wake up slightly … Read more
As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc… Now you can finally give those arms a rest and just let your mouth hold your phone for you. The GumPhone is a device that you … Read more