Eat like a pirate in the morning with your eggs shaped like a skull. That is how pirates eat breakfast right? Their mommy makes them eggs with an egg shaper and serves them two slices of bacon as the crossbones? The skull shaped eggs maker will take two eggs and make them into the shape … Read more
Although the giant flask kind of defeats the purpose of carrying around a flask, the sasquatch flask as it is called can hold a whopping 128oz of your favorite booze to sneak haul into the next sporting event you attend, assuming you have a backpack wheelbarrow, and they don’t look into it. The giant flask … Read more
The treasure mug is a coffee mug that is made in Japan that makes it look like your mug is sinking into the table. Bring back Nancy to your office and explode her mind with the trick illusion of your coffee mug sinking into the table below it. The Treasure Mug is a great unique … Read more
Is there any shape that is more delicious than a pretzel? Squares are terrible, circles are boring, triangles… please… When you eat a cookie shaped like a pretzel it looks better, smells better, tastes better, and even sounds better as you bite into it. The mini pretzel baking pan lets you bake cookies, pretzels, or … Read more
Similar to the I’m a Twat Mug, which sneakily lets everyone know the drinker of the mug is a twat. The CUNT UNT mug smugly lets everyone know, in large bold letters, that the drinker of the mug went to the University of North Texas. The CUNT UNT mug is great for those people that are proud to be … Read more
Splat Stan aka the splattered man drink coaster is an orange man that has been squished and splattered onto your desk to give you a nice flat area to rest your drink upon. The splattered man drink coaster is great to release that anger at work by belittling Stan by setting your drink on top … Read more
Did you work late and have come home to a party at your house? Oh no, you smeel like a dirty cheeseburger, and there are attractive females in your living room, how will you ever get your buzz up to speed, yet take care of your putrid, sweaty, disgusting body? The shower beer koozie will … Read more
If you are looking for the most extravagant, over the top, flamboyant, yet manliest way possible to open your bottle of beer, then you may want to purchase Thor’s Hammer Bottle Opener. Become a God of beer with this bottle opener, which has a bottle opener built into the side of it so that instead … Read more
Are you a fatty and can’t control the amount of food you intake per meal? Do you eat until you are full, not eat until you are done? Do you spend hours on the toilet each day and wonder why? Well the Meal Measure portion control tool is here to save you from a rough, … Read more
The mustache flask is a booze flask that’s bottom is shaped like a mustache, so that when you take a drink from it, it will appear as if you have a mustache, and if you already have a mustache, it will appear as if you are oddly holding your mustache. This incredible device takes your … Read more