The shark bottle opener is a replica of Bruce the giant great white shark from Steven Spielberg’s 1975 film JAWS, and is a great way to relive the movie each time you crack open an ice cold budweiser. The JAWS shark bottle opener is sure to make you look cool in front of your grandma … Read more
You’re a man, we all know it, just look at you pounding those pins into the wall to hang those flower paintings up wherever your wife tells you to. Men get thirsty when they are doing this kind of manly work. Now if only there was a way to quickly crack a brew open without … Read more
The soup and cracker mug is an oversized mug that has a second area to keep things in that you would like to keep dry or away from the main area of the mug. The mug is great for having soup and crackers, carrots and dip, or for keeping your nuts in one area, and … Read more
The Fred and Friends FingerPickin Cocktail Picks are small little things that you put over your finger so that you can eat samples of food or Hors d’oeuvres that are served at a party without having to use your disgusting chubby fingers or waste precious precious expensive toothpicks. No longer will you get the Flu everytime … Read more
The tipsy wine glasses are a set of wine glasses that have slightly bent stems on them so that they lean over just the slightest bit and make you wonder if you are drunk, or the wine glass is drunk. A great gift for your wine loving grandma, your wine snob friend, or your local … Read more
The titanic gravy boat is a gravy boat shaped like the Titanic, as in it’s a boat, so why not make it look like the titanic, and you know mashed potatoes, icebergs, and so on… Why not spice up your thanksgiving dinner this year with a gag item joking about a tragedy that killed 1,500 … Read more
Das Horn is a drinking vessel that is shaped like the horn of an ox/goat/horny toad or whatever horned creature this is supposed to resemble, and is the finest way to guzzle fine ales this side of the prime meridian. Das Horn comes with a neck strap for when filled with liquids and hands free … Read more
The giant bottle cap coasters are giant bottle caps meant to be an ironic coaster for you to rest your beer on as to not get water marks on the brand new coffee table you just brought home from goodwill for $6.50, and is sure to class up your otherwise stylish frat house. The giant … Read more
The dog bowl shaped human bowl or ‘Man Bowl’ is basically a dog bowl with the word ‘MAN’ on it, which is supposed to mean that a human male should eat from it and feel satisfied with his life. The man bowl is a great gift idea for your local lonely bachelor, newly divorced friend, … Read more
The hairbrush flask is indeed a hairbrush that is a flask. To use it just unscrew the bottom of the brush, fill it up with your favorite liquor, beer, juice, coffee, or animal urine, screw the cap back on, and stash it in your purse. Then when you are at your next sporting event, concert, … Read more