Imagine a hummingbird gracefully and eloquently gracing you with it’s presence, then softly it flutters over to your bottle of wine your about to drink, and while perching on the top of it, it sticks its little needle nose into the wine cork to try to get a little drink. You then walk over to … Read more
No longer will you have to find some tupperware, plastic cling wrap, or heaven forbid, fold the butter packing over the open area. The butter saver cap is a small plastic cap that you put over your half used stick of butter that will help keep your butter fresh. The butter saver cap can also … Read more
The legless pirate corkscrew and bottle opener, is a bottle opener shaped like a pirate that has one leg, which is the corkscrew, and even has a pirate bandana, an eye patch, an earing, a beard, and even sneaks in a parrot that actually took me a while to find. The legless pirate bottle opener … Read more
The beer tracking bottle opener is a bottle opener that has a screen on it that counts how many beers you have opened, and therefore drank, and is great for alcoholics to keep track of how boozed up they are, high school kids to brag about the three beers they drank, or wifes to keep … Read more
Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I could probably somehow be getting fatter faster. Well no longer do you have to paint all your food with butter to achieve your weight gaining goals. The edible spray paint is … Read more
The cookie face mug is a coffee mug that looks like a face with an open mouth where you can store your cookies, since like you and most other fatties need a load of cookies to start each day off right. The cookie face mug is great gift for your fat office co-worker, your overweight … Read more
The sunnyside egg mold is a silicone egg shaper that makes your eggs resemble a cloud and a sun, and is sure to brighten up your otherwise depressing, suicidal thought filled day. The way it works is you put the egg whites in the large area, and then put the egg yolk in the sun … Read more
The leaf shaped pocket cup is a small silicone foldable cup that you can fit in your pocket, purse, backpack, or fanny pack, that you can take out whenever you need a drink of milk, assuming you also carry around milk. To use the leaf shaped cup, just take it out of your fanny pack, … Read more
Now you can eat, drink, stand, and have an open arm to shovel greasy food into your disgusting mouth with the beer bottle plate. The beer bottle plate has an open circle in the middle of it so that you can hold the plate on your beer bottle, so that while you are standing with … Read more
When was the last time you ate a vegetable or a fruit? It doesn’t count when it was on top of a greasy pizza. I know it’s hard to consider, but think about if you were to ever eat something and not finish it all in one sitting. The Food Huggers Fruit an Veggie Savers … Read more