omadmin Do you want to annoy every one of your neighbors and make your bike riding slower, harder, and have more drag? In just 5 minutes of installing the Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System, you can have all those things. The exhaust noice maker is a little device that you attach to your bike and will drag … Read more
Assuming you actually sweep your floors and you don’t just leave it unswept until it resembles carpet, the broom cleaning dust pan could come in handy for you. The Broom Groomer is a dustpan that has a row of rubber teeth that cleans off all of the crap and dust bunnies that gets stuck to … Read more
The Pizza Bed is a hand made sleeping bag made from recycled quilts and satin sheets that, just like any other pizza place, is made to order, and charges extra for each topping. The pizza bed comes bare, with just the cheese, but you can purchase the pillow toppings from the same etsy store, and … Read more
The Buddha Bowls are bowls that have a thumb hole in them so that the bowl rests on the palm of your hand and helps you carry and hold your bowls with one hand without fear of the bowl slipping out of your fingers and splashing hot magma soup on your dog. So if you … Read more
Why is it so hard to tell the time? Are you drunk? Probably, but moreso the reason is you are looking at a pixelated clock. If you want a clock that you have to look at quite carefully to tell what the time is, then the pixelated wall clock is for you. The pixel time … Read more
The fact that you can even fit inside your car astounds me, but now you can’t even wait a 10 minute car ride to work to eat your cheeseburgers, nor can you even hold your food in your own arm. I am surpised you haven’t installed a robotic arm in your car that feeds your … Read more
Did Thor himself just smash his hammer through your wall? No you silly goose, that’s just a night light. Isn’t there something ironic about a nightlight being as bad-ass and manly as Thor’s Hammer? That’s why I keep a My Little Pony night light on at all times in my bedroom, I don’t act tough, … Read more
The DropCatch Magnetic Bottle Opener is a bottle opener you mount on your wall and as you open beer bottles, a magnet catches the bottle caps as they fall and collect on the mount until you dispose of them. There is a junior and senior sizes, the junior sized bottle opener will hold up to … Read more
Ever wanted to play Yahtzee outside in your lawn? Me neither, but you can if you want, now that you purchased these giant lawn dice. Or maybe throw up a giant piece of cardboard against your wall and play a giant game of Three’s. The dice are made out of solid wood and measure 3.5 … Read more
Do you have boobs? Do you love guns? Do you want to hide your gun in your breasts? If you answered yes to all three questions, you may just need to purhase the Bra Gun Holster. The Bra Gun Strap works with a plethora of different guns, attaches better with certain types of bras, and … Read more