omadmin The terribly named, probably wrongly translated ‘Pooleaf’ pen is a pen that resembles a long blade of grass, and is sure to spice up your dusty, cheeto crumbed, coffee stained desk. For just $5 you can purchase one blade of grass, and to fill a whole pot, you’ll probably be spending north of $100. The … Read more
If you don’t understand then move along, the 127.0.0.1 doormat is a product for nerds, losers and/or virgins only. Place this mat by your door and let it be a calling or a flag to all those who come to your home to let them know who you are and what you are capable of. … Read more
The Zombie Bottle Opener is a bottle opener that resembles a zombie, and if you couldn’t figure that out from reading the title and/or viewing the image, then you should probably just leave now. The zombies are hand crafted and hand painted by local artists, and so no two zombie bottle openers will look exactly … Read more
These authentic stadium bleacher seats were pryed off, out from the original Yankee Stadium before it was demolished in 2010 and made into a bar stool for freak Yankee memorabilia collectors like yourself. The seats have gone through a lead removing process and have been repainted, and will make a great addition to any man-cave, … Read more
Handvas is a unique picture holder that is basically two hands that you can attach to your wall that will hold up your art, picture, or print by pinching it, in a way that resembles a designer holding up their own print to show people. Although it’s not quite as creepy as the hand shaped … Read more
Make it seem like every day is a buffet with the Zevro Dual Dry Food Dispenser. Now you can throw away all those pesky cereal boxes laying around with only crumbs at the bottom, better yet, throw all your food away. You won’t need any other food lying around now that you have purchased the … Read more
The GoDogGo ball thrower is a remote control dog fetching machine that, with each click of a button, makes you lazier, and your dog less lazy, what a magical, and wonderful time it is to be alive. Just push the button to make the ball launch up to 45+ feet long or if you are … Read more
The Cactooph toothpick holder is a plastic cactus that measures 6 inches tall and will hold your toothpicks for you with a little bit of class. The toothpick holder is sure to impress Grandma next time she comes by to share her Werthers Originals with you. The cactus will also make a great weapon if … Read more
The DrinkClip clip-on cup holder is a clip that attaches to any table or shelf and will hold your drink, your phone, or whatever you feel like putting in there. Sometimes when you purchase the 1/2 gallon sized big-gulps at the gas station, you have no room on your desk to hold the monstrosity, so just … Read more
The Fake TV Light is a light that you turn on while you are not home so that from outside it looks like someone is watching TV inside the house. The TV light simulates the light output of a 27 inch lcd television so that the home looks occupied and will hopefully deter thieves. Just … Read more