Edible Spray Paint

Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I could probably somehow be getting fatter faster. Well no longer do you have to paint all your food with butter to achieve your weight gaining goals. The edible spray paint is … Read more

Scarf Knitting Clock Automatically Creates 2-Meter Long Scarf Every Year

The scarf knitting clock is a clock that will knit a new two meter long scarf every year, as with each hour of the day, the clock will make one stitch into the scarf. The scarf stitching clock was designed by a Norwegian designer named Siren Elise Wilhelmsen in 2010 while completing her degree at the … Read more

Mosquito Net Pants

You know you’re a Minnesotan when instead of just putting on pants you need to put nets over your shorts to protect your from the mosquitos. It’s amazing that we can make seedless watermelon, be on the verge of curing cancer and aids, come close to making majestic creatures like the white rhino, and narwhals … Read more

Cookie Face Mug

The cookie face mug is a coffee mug that looks like a face with an open mouth where you can store your cookies, since like you and most other fatties need a load of cookies to start each day off right. The cookie face mug is great gift for your fat office co-worker, your overweight … Read more

Mustache Push Pins

The mustache push pins are push pins you can use on your bulletin board and keep up pictures of your friends, foes, or family, and give them a mustache at the same time. What better way to remember grandma after her passing than to have her up on your wall with a mustache on? The … Read more

Facebook Like and Dislike Stamps

The facebok like and dislike stamps are stamps that stamp the words dislike and like anywhere you like. If you don’t like your dog, stamp dislike on his forehead. Don’t like your mom’s meatloaf, stamp dislike on her forehead. You like your grandma? Stamp like on her forehead. The like and dislike stamps are self … Read more

Front Pocket Wallet

The front pocket wallet is a wallet that is curved on one side to easily fit in to your front pocket. No longer will you have to get a new wallet every time you walk down a street in Beijing. Just put your wallet easily into your front pocket. The front pocket wallet is made … Read more