omadmin The iPad Paper Pad is a pad of paper you can use for notes, drawing, or origami, that looks like an iPad. Are you too poor to afford an iPad but just have to show your friends that you have one? Just show them (from a distance) your new iPad paper pad, and show them … Read more
The balance ball cover is a fluffy cover for your exercise ball so that you don’t have a bright blue eyesore rolling around your house everytime a draft comes through the window. Nobody likes the feeling of rough sticky rubber when they are sitting on their balls, everyone likes the feeling of balls that are … Read more
The bubble wrap calendar is a loing poster board calendar with a bubble that you can pop for each day of the year. Now when your at work you will actually have something to do for about 3 seconds, besides sit in your chair and stare out the window, hoping one day to get a … Read more
Make house fires a little more fun with the Chick-a-dee smoke detector, which is a smoke detector in the shape of a bird on a branch. When smoke is detected in your house, the bird smoke detector will release an 85db chirp to softly awaken you and casually direct you to the door, and will … Read more
The sunnyside egg mold is a silicone egg shaper that makes your eggs resemble a cloud and a sun, and is sure to brighten up your otherwise depressing, suicidal thought filled day. The way it works is you put the egg whites in the large area, and then put the egg yolk in the sun … Read more
The giant tack beach chairs are chairs that you can stick into the sand at the beach that resemble a giant tack. Easy to carry and store, the giant tack beach chairs are stackable with other tack chairs using the giant hole in the middle, and easy to pull out of the sand using the … Read more
Kinetic sand is a form of sand that is magical in such that you can form it and move it around as if it were clay or some sort of dense fluid. No one really knows what kinetic sand is, but it was discovered by a 64 year old Trinidadian and Tobagonian man who was walking … Read more
The swing table is a large conference table that uses swings as the chairs. Great for conference rooms, meeting rooms, or board rooms, the swing table will give your employees a bit of enjoyment in between the hours of slave labor you put them through. Hopefully the swing table will help in awakening the zombie … Read more
The Pilo-Pilo mini pillow ring is a ring with a small cushion attached to it that you can wear while you’re contemplating life, daydreaming, or taking a mid-afternoon nap at your desk. The small cushion attached to the ring will help support your fat head while you rest it on your knuckles. No longer will … Read more
It always feels good to wrap yourself in money. With the hundred dollar bill towel you can wrap yourself in money everyday after your shower or after a day at the beach. Personally I use money to blow my nose, and wipe my ass, just because I can, but there is just something about feeling … Read more