Reusable Keurig Cup

Lets face it, people who use Keurigs hate Earth. For every cup of coffee you drink, you are throwing away a little plastic cup like this planet is your own personal garbage dump. The reusable keurig cup is made from stainless steel so that you can reuse it over and over, without having to throw … Read more

USB Powered E-Mail Notifier

The Dream Cheeky email notifier is a USB powered device that you stab into your computer and will notify you when you get a new email. No longer will you have to log in to your email every 5 minutes to see if the Real Doll you purchased has shipped yet, just wait until the … Read more

Lazy Parent Baby Bottle Holder

Lets face it, you are a lazy son of a bitch, and on the rare occurrence that you are around your child, you’re certainly not going to want to be holding a bottle to their face when you could be napping, playing video games, or eating cocktail weiners. Just throw your ugly child into the … Read more

Potato Scrubbing Gloves

Finally rubbing your poatoes won’t seem so weird to everyone else, since now it serves a purpose. The potato scrubbing gloves are a pair of gloves that you can wear to strip away the skin on potatoes, just strap on the gloves, grasp your potatoes firmly, and start rubbing like a 14 year old watching … Read more