omadmin If you’ve ever wanted to become a crow, your time has come. The Realistic Crow Head is a giant mask similar to the Horse Head Mask that will make you look foolishly like a crow where you can creepily wander the streets, staring at people, with your beady, black, soulless eyes. Whether you are someone … Read more
If your dogs are like mine, anything other than that wet glorious soft dog food that comes in a can, is second tier food. Basically dry food is nasty dry crap in my dogs eyes, and that’s just what this dog mat conveys to us mere humans. No longer will you walk in on your … Read more
Oh how ironic, a fire extinguisher that creates fire, oh the humanity! Impress your friends as you light up your cigarette with a fire exinguisher. You will be such a hit at parties that everyone is going to want to talk to you. “Hey did you see Steve!”, they’ll say, “He lit his cigarette with … Read more
Whether you’re looking for a gift for your 9 year old daughter, your acid loving son, or your creepy uncle that you see occasionally that you just know has an eclectic Japanese porn collection in his basement, the unicorn mug will suit them all. Let the magic of the unicorn wake you up each morning … Read more
Reserve your spot on the beach while you take a dump at the outhouse without coming back to some human manatee squating on your beach lounge chair by using the Reserved Beach Towel. The Reserved Beach Towel is a beach towel that has big black bold text on it that says RESERVED on it, with … Read more
The word search wrapping paper is a set of gift wrap that has a ton of different letters on it that make up a word search game right on your gift. This way, while they wait to unwrap their gifts, the can pass the time by completing a word search puzzle. The word search wrapper … Read more
The wall mounted table is basically a slab of wood that you can attach to your wall, throw some chairs around it and call it a table, and is a modern and minimalistic way of making more room in your tiny, crappy little room you call a kitchen. Just because you have a large tub … Read more
The PPShots toilet target stickers are adhesive photo protectors that let you place a picture of someone inside your toilet and use it for target practice while peeing or pooping. Whether you have an enemy at school and need to take your rage out while on the can, you hate your boss and want to … Read more
Some men, just want to watch the world burn. God I love Captain America, what a great movie! The skyscraper candles are candles made to look just like a set of skyscrapers in a city, and was designed by Philipinno artist Lan Tuazon who hand makes each candle in her studio in New York City. … Read more
The silicone leaf plates are a great alternative to paper plates when you are just looking for something small to snack on such as a cookie, pastry, or a baby heart. Designed by Japanese Designer Nao Tamura, the plant leaf plates are modern designed plates that were inspired by nature, technology and Japanese culture, seeing … Read more