omadmin A company called 3D-Babies will 3D print you a replica of your unborn baby, just send them 1-5 pictures from your ultrasound and they will create an artistic representation of your unborn baby. All of your nightmares can finally come true. Now when you go to sleep at night you can have a baby fetus … Read more
The laundry machine hamper is a large laundry hamper that looks just like a laundry washing machine, so incase you are too stupid to know what you need to do with that giant heap of dirty laundry, once you start using the laundry machine hamper you will know that you need to put it into … Read more
Sure semi-automatic rubber-band guns are nice and all, but when you really need to get the job done you opt for the fully automatic! Made completely out of wood, this rubber band machine gun will hold and shoot a total of 204 rubber bands per load in any person’s face of your choice in a … Read more
The Bike Holder Shelf is a shelf that you can attach to your wall that will hold your bike as well as whatever you feel like putting on top of the shelf, and is great for people who live in an apartment or condo with no garage access, or maybe you don’t even ride a … Read more
Whether you need to tear apart some pork to make pulled pork sandwiches, carry a turkey across a room without dirtying or burning your hands, or you just need to claw away at the dead body that’s been laying in your bathtub for a few weeks, the bear paw meat handler forks should do the … Read more
The Toasty Mug is a coffee mug that is made to wrap around your hands as you hold it, and as the coffee heats up the mug, the mug heats up your hands, until it gets too hot, then you drop the mug and it will shatter on to your ground and most likely give … Read more
Similar to other lazy costumes such as the Instant Zombie T-Shirt or the 1970’s Hairy Chest T-Shirt, the Back To the Future Vest T-Shirt is a costume for the laziest of people who don’t want to take time out of their day putting on make-up, finding the right articles of clothing that match and fit … Read more
The censorship towel is a towel that makes it look like your body is being pixelated and censored as if you are on American TV. Compared to Japan, American television is quite censored. If you are watching Japanese television you could see pixelated pornos between children shows, but if you were to show as much as a … Read more
The face and butt soap bar is a two sided bar of soap that has the word ‘Face’ printed on one side and ‘Butt’ printed on the other, so that when you are showering or bathing you know what side is supoosed to clean what, and you don’t accidentally wash your face with the same … Read more
The Boulder Boot is a collapsible pair of boots that are great for when you are traveling and need to preserve space in your luggage for cheeseburgers, dead babies, and cocaine. No longer will you need to play a game of tetris while trying to fit a pair of huge boots into your bag, just … Read more