Your wife has been cheating on your for years, you’ve known it the whole time and have been waiting for your opportunity for revenge, what better way to get back at her than to put a severed horse head pillow under the sheets next to her while she is sleeping. She will wake up slightly … Read more
As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc… Now you can finally give those arms a rest and just let your mouth hold your phone for you. The GumPhone is a device that you … Read more
Poo-Pourri is a bathroom spray that you actually spray into the toilet before you poop so that when your dumpings splash into the water, instead of the smell of death filling the room, it splashes up the Poo-Pourri spray and the room fills with smells of flowers, babies, fresh casserole, and not the smell of your … Read more
Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from the people you have murdered, and is sure to … Read more
The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc… The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampons that are refillable and have a resealable, leak proof cap, and will certainly never be … Read more
Similar to the Fake Boyfriend body hug pillow, the fake girlfriend body pillow is a pillow that is supposed to resemble your girlfriend to use for cuddle time while she is away for the weekend. The fake girlfriend pillow tries to recreate the touch and feel of your girlfriend, that is if your girlfriend is … Read more
As if the act of eating a 27 cent package of ramen noodles wasn’t sad enough, now you can eat your ramen with your phone so that you can eat and talk to someone via face time, eat while you play a game, or eat while you look at food porn all on your iPhone … Read more
The hand offerings wall sculpture is a sculpture of two hands that make it look like there is a creepy mysterious man holding his hands out from inside the wall. The Offering Wall Sculpture is great to hang in your bathroom and hold your soap, towels, or a candle. Put it in your living room … Read more
Ladies, I think it’s safe to say that whatever is on that flash drive is safe from the eyes from men everywhere, except from, you know… those weirdos. The Tampon Flash Drive is high-speed USB 2.0, is Windows and Mac compatible, made of plastic, and comes in 2GB, 4GB, and 8GB sizes, the 2GB being … Read more
The hairy legs stockings is a product from China that is meant to deter rapists. The hairy legs stockings were trending on China’s microblogging service Sina Weibo (similar to Twitter), and we have been unable to gather if this is an actual product for sale, or just something someone made. I can only hope to … Read more