In today’s “Apparently This Is a Thing” product, we have these adult sized Spongebob Squarepants pajamas that are actually a onesie which covers pretty much your entire body. Not only are these adult SpongeBob pajamas completely absurd and most likely one of the creepiest things you can buy on Amazon, but I surely want one … Read more
Maybe you’re too broke to afford a real vibrator, maybe you’re too scared your parents will find it, or maybe you just really want to have sex with your iPhone, whatever the reason is that would make you want to buy this iPhone case vibrator, I’m not here to judge. The IZIVIBE is the world’s … Read more
Ok, when I said that the Emoji Keyboard signified the end of an educated and cultured civilization, I was apparently right, because look what we have here… The Clip-In man bun is just as despicable as it sounds, as it’s a fake man bun that you can attach to your hair to instantly have a … Read more
Why would anyone purchase a regular travel neck pillow when you can purchase a travel pillow that looks like a giant shrimp. Not only does it support your neck while you doze off on the plane while traveling, but it wraps all the way around your neck so you can nod your head in any … Read more
I once went to a taco buffet and had about 2 plates of tacos and said to myself, “I’m pretty full”, and decided I was done eating. But when the waiter came by and asked if I needed more tacos, I caved under the pressure and got another plate. This will go down as one … Read more
A Mushion is essentially a picture of your face blown up and made into a pillow or couch cushion, whichever you would consider this. A perfect gift idea for someone’s birthday, a retirement party, or even a set of pillows for a wedding gift, the face pillows are perfect for any occasion where you’d like … Read more
Aptly named the Portable Pizza Pouch, this lanyard is able to hold a slice of pizza around your neck. Perfect for when your hands are filled with other slices of pizza, for when you’d like to save a slice for later but don’t have a box to put it in (but do have a pizza … Read more
With probably one of the best product names in existence, the Knob Gobbler is a device that not only protects your doors from damaging your walls when you open them, but also gives you more room when your door is open by having the doorknob go directly into the wall instead of stopping at the … Read more
Does it mark the beginning of the end of the world? Or does it mark the beginning of fabulously fashionable cereal eating? The Selfie Spoon is a new marketing ploy by Cinnamon Toast Crunch and it’s working. Plus, the best part is they’re actually giving it away for free if you can be on their … Read more
The praying mantis mask is finally here! You’e been asking for it, you’ve been on the waiting list, you’be been emailing me daily, and you’ve been tapping my phone to see if you can get more information on it’s release date. Well, actually none of that’s true, because nobody cares about a praying mantis mask. … Read more