Donald Trump Toilet Paper

When it comes to toilet paper, you really have a wide variety of choices of wiping your leftover feces onto the faces of politicians. You can wipe your ass with Hillary Clinton’s face, with Barack Obama’s face, with Mitt Romney’s face, you even have the option to clean your toilet with George Bush’s head. Well … Read more

Hug These Cute Creature Cushions While You Type To Protect Your Wrists

Japan is back at it again. I think they are just in a constant grind of trying to figure out the weirdest products they can bring to market. If it’s not an upskirt umbrella that makes it look like you’re looking up a girls skirt, a hand that holds your head up at your desk, … Read more

These Creepy Upskirt Umbrellas Are Becoming a Thing In Japan

Japan is at it again with their creepy ways. This time around it’s an umbrella that makes it look like your looking up a girls skirt when you look up at the inside of your umbrella. Aptly named the Un-Berera, which cheekily mixes the two words umbrella and underwear, the upskirt umbrella certainly does it’s … Read more

Unicorn Poop Lip Balm

Sometimes it’s nice to have a real quality product that you know is going to help you, like when a Chapstick container tells you all sorts of healing mechanisms like skin protection, sunscreen protection, how it’s going to help moisten your dry lips, and so on… And then there’s products like these that say Unicorn … Read more

The iKamper Room In Room Is A Tent For Your Mattress

Hate the outdoors but love the idea of sleeping in a tent? The iKamper is a tent that attaches right to your mattress so you can feel like your in the tough and rugged outdoors when in reality your right in your own bed, steps away from a toilet, hot chocolate, and a 5 course … Read more

This Dinosaur Egg Candle Hatches As It Melts

This candle starts out as just a regular looking dinosaur egg, but once you light it and it starts to melt a bit, the wax reveals a little porcelain baby dinosaur within the egg. A perfect gift idea for dinosaur lovers, archaeologists, or just all around dinosaur nerds, the melting dinosaur egg candle makes for … Read more

Really Shit Coffee Is Coffee That Tastes Like Absolute Shit

If you’re looking for a creamy, rich, and delicious blend of coffee, you’ve come to wrong place. Really Shit Coffee is a bag of coffee that essentially tastes like absolute shit, and is pretty much the worst tasting coffee the creator of the bag could find. A perfect gift idea for the coffee snob we … Read more