Muscular Arm Boyfriend Pillow

Sick of the puny arms of your regular fake boyfriend pillow? The muscular arm boyfriend pillow will protect you from everything your other fake boyfriend pillow could not, including but not limited to: scary movies, strange noises coming from the basement, ugly children, and rapists. The strong arm body pillow is a great gift for … Read more

Watermelon Knife

The watermelon knife is a knife that looks, feels, sounds, and smells just like a real watermelon and is great for cutting up watermelons, and terrible for cutting anything else. Now-a-days you can no longer use regular knives to cut your watermelon, or any fruit for that matter. Whatever you are cutting, you must have … Read more

Temporary Spider Tattoos

You’re a badass and we all know it, adding temporary spider tattoos to your neck just confirms it. Come halloween time, you will be a god to all the children in your neighborhood when they think you have spiders crawling up your neck, but little do they know, thy are just temporary tattoos, that will … Read more

Cheeseburger Earmuffs

You love cheeseburgers, we get it. We can tell by your walrus like physique, your sweaty body, and your poor posture. Well now in addition to piling greasy cheeseburgers into your pregnant sized belly, you can wrap them around your ears to keep you warm during those harsh Canadian winters. The cheeseburger earmuffs are earmuffs … Read more

Book Page Thumb Holder Opener

The Thumb Thing book page holder is a small plastic device that you put on your thumb while you are reading so that you can easily hold the book open with your thumb without having to jam your thumb into the crevice of the book like it’s a phillipian ladyboy. No longer will your thumb get … Read more