Bouquet Of Kittens

Brace yourselves, Valentine’s Days is coming. Did you remember to get a girlfriend this year? If so, why give her some stupid price-inflated flowers that will be in her garbage 5 minutes after you leave her house. Why not opt for the plush kitten bouquet, which is a bouquet of kittens wrapped in a beautiful … Read more

Sleeping Cat Pillow

Do you find yourself home alone often with no humans or creatures to interact with? Do you wish you had someone or something to snuggle up with at night, tell them about your day, and fall asleep cradling them into a blissful yet ever darkening slumber? Well the sleeping cat pillow is just that! Snuggle … Read more

Tactical Self Defense Flashlight With Spikes

The Tactical Self Defense Flashlight Torch is a flashlight that doubles as a self defense weapon and panic button. Not only does the flashlight shine a super-bright light to help you see the person’s eyeballs that’s attacking you, but it has spikes on the end of the light so you can stab them in the … Read more

Giant Pizza Towel

The pizza towel is a giant pizza in towel form, and is the perfect size and shape to withstand a round American body laying on top of it. Not only will you enjoy the delicious look of the pizza towel, but when you spill the pizza you are eating on the towel, no one will … Read more

Cuddle Clones Make Your Dog Into A Stuffed Animal

Cuddle Clones is a service that will make a stuffed animal version of your dog from a picture you send them, and we are actually surprised at how realistic some of them look. Simply upload a picture of your pet to their online store (more than 1 picture is recommended for better accuracy), choose the … Read more

This Smart Umbrella Will Notify You If You Leave It Somewhere

The Kisha is a smart umbrella that contains a chip inside of it, which once you sync it to an app on your phone, will notify you if you leave it behind somewhere. The chip in the umbrella contains a beacon that connects to your phone, once you walk away from your umbrella and the … Read more