GumPhone Smartphone Mouth Holder

As if the human race hasn’t already turned into zombies with their smartphones constantly in their face while they are sitting, standing, walking, running, shitting, dancing, working, flying, etc… Now you can finally give those arms a rest and just let your mouth hold your phone for you. The GumPhone is a device that you … Read more

Keyboard Plate

As if there weren’t already enough crumbs, dandruff, and nose hairs already inbetween the keys of your keyboard, now lets just serve some food on top of it. The Keyboard plate is a concept by designer Hella Jongerius, that is half computer keyboard, half dinner plate, so you can munch pizza while at your computer with … Read more

Edible Spray Paint

Is the crap you eat not unhealthy enough for you? When you are shoveling candy into your disgustingly fat mouth, are you thinking, I could probably somehow be getting fatter faster. Well no longer do you have to paint all your food with butter to achieve your weight gaining goals. The edible spray paint is … Read more

Bubble Wrap Calendar

The bubble wrap calendar is a loing poster board calendar with a bubble that you can pop for each day of the year. Now when your at work you will actually have something to do for about 3 seconds, besides sit in your chair and stare out the window, hoping one day to get a … Read more

Kinetic Sand

Kinetic sand is a form of sand that is magical in such that you can form it and move it around as if it were clay or some sort of dense fluid. No one really knows what kinetic sand is, but it was discovered by a 64 year old Trinidadian and Tobagonian man who was walking … Read more

Dentures Bracelet

Feeling as though our posts lately haven’t quite been odd enough to live up to our name, I present to you the dentures bracelet. The dentures bracelet is a bracelet of teeth that you wear around your wrist as if you are collecting a tooth from the people you have murdered, and is sure to … Read more

Hidden Tampon Flask

The tampon flask is a tube that you can fill with liquor and then put into a fake tampon wrapper and smuggle into sports events, music festivals, concerts, church, etc… The tampon flask comes in a pack of 5 tampons that are refillable and have a resealable, leak proof cap, and will certainly never be … Read more