Back Massaging Robot

Sometimes it’s hard to get a back massage. I mean no wants to touch your back when it’s constantly sweaty. I mean, why do you start sweating while you read? Plus, the amount of hair on your back alone could create a 12 pack of fake Pakistani novelty beards. Luckily, there’s a robot that doesn’t care what … Read more

Tampon Flash Drive

Ladies, I think it’s safe to say that whatever is on that flash drive is safe from the eyes from men everywhere, except from, you know… those weirdos. The Tampon Flash Drive is high-speed USB 2.0, is Windows and Mac compatible, made of plastic, and comes in 2GB, 4GB, and 8GB sizes, the 2GB being … Read more

Hairy Legs Stockings

The hairy legs stockings is a product from China that is meant to deter rapists. The hairy legs stockings were trending on China’s microblogging service Sina Weibo (similar to Twitter), and we have been unable to gather if this is an actual product for sale, or just something someone made. I can only hope to … Read more